"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

this reminds me of me and my friend’s horse named Drugs

when i was in middle school me and my friends had a small yellow horse eraser we fondly named “drugs”. this lead to a lot of middle school tomfoolery around his name and saying shit like “Ma’am, so and so took drugs from me” and other dumb shit like that.

eventually, our english teacher, Mr. R, caught onto the joke. instead of writing us up or sending us to the principal though, he played along, making similar jokes like “(name), stop taking drugs.” “hey. you three. you need to share drugs if he’s going to be at the table.” “no drugs today, guys?” so on and so forth.

by the end of the school year it had become a very fond joke between us and this english teacher, so we decided since we were moving onto our freshman year, we decided to give our eng teacher this little yellow horse eraser.

so we go find our english teacher, Mr. R, who was setting up cornhole with our principal and other “big important people” for our 8th grade graduation party, and we hand him the little eraser.

to which he yells as loudly (and happily) as he can: “YOURE GIVING ME DRUGS?!!”

i actually went back to visit him before i left for college, and to this day he still has Drugs on his desk, and regularly tells his new students about me and my friends. ty op for reminding me about Drugs the Horse

jared: but for that [the french mistake] they came to us and they were like “hey, guys, we want to know if you're okay with something” and he and i both- jensen and i looked at each other like, “what are they gonna do?” like, “are they gonna make us kiss or something?”
audience: WOO!
jared: NO! BAD! [laughs] [x]

Jared also once said:

"I don't kiss Jensen.........in public" 😏😏

Ref

Joe Locke as Charlie Spring
Heartstopper season 3

insp x x

Ain’t it Aweaome when the mental health crisis line the therapist gave you don’t actually answer? Cool cool.

Wait, what???

Sorry, I’m probably being dramatic. I just think it’s ironic that the psychiatrist I went to see a few weeks ago told me I wasn’t sick enough to get seen anytime soon by their clinical psychologist but the emergency number they gave me in case things get rough also just puts me on hold 🙃😅

First of all, not being dramatic at all.

Second of all, it just threw me that the emergency line didn't answer and put you on hold - like, Im sorry, but what the actual fuck? 🫤

This makes me feel sooo supported, thanks SHOUT 👍🏻

If I properly felt like I was going to kill myself I would call 999 but I guess I’m just not _sick enough_ to warrant help - thanks guys! 🙄

Legit, that's the most fucked up thing I've ever seen 😐

The absolute hell? That's the worst possible way to support someone - your therapist is no better. Just because THEY don't think you're sick enough. Well, I'm sorry, but how fucking sick are you supposed to be? JFC 😒

We love the mental health system in the UK 🇬🇧 wooooo

I am so sorry, love 🥺🥺

Thanks lovely, I’ll probably get over it tomorrow, just a rough night tonight

Ain’t it Aweaome when the mental health crisis line the therapist gave you don’t actually answer? Cool cool.

Wait, what???

Sorry, I’m probably being dramatic. I just think it’s ironic that the psychiatrist I went to see a few weeks ago told me I wasn’t sick enough to get seen anytime soon by their clinical psychologist but the emergency number they gave me in case things get rough also just puts me on hold 🙃😅

First of all, not being dramatic at all.

Second of all, it just threw me that the emergency line didn't answer and put you on hold - like, Im sorry, but what the actual fuck? 🫤

This makes me feel sooo supported, thanks SHOUT 👍🏻

If I properly felt like I was going to kill myself I would call 999 but I guess I’m just not _sick enough_ to warrant help - thanks guys! 🙄

Legit, that's the most fucked up thing I've ever seen 😐

The absolute hell? That's the worst possible way to support someone - your therapist is no better. Just because THEY don't think you're sick enough. Well, I'm sorry, but how fucking sick are you supposed to be? JFC 😒

We love the mental health system in the UK 🇬🇧 wooooo

Ain’t it Aweaome when the mental health crisis line the therapist gave you don’t actually answer? Cool cool.

Wait, what???

Sorry, I’m probably being dramatic. I just think it’s ironic that the psychiatrist I went to see a few weeks ago told me I wasn’t sick enough to get seen anytime soon by their clinical psychologist but the emergency number they gave me in case things get rough also just puts me on hold 🙃😅

First of all, not being dramatic at all.

Second of all, it just threw me that the emergency line didn't answer and put you on hold - like, Im sorry, but what the actual fuck? 🫤

This makes me feel sooo supported, thanks SHOUT 👍🏻

If I properly felt like I was going to kill myself I would call 999 but I guess I’m just not _sick enough_ to warrant help - thanks guys! 🙄

Ain’t it Aweaome when the mental health crisis line the therapist gave you don’t actually answer? Cool cool.

Wait, what???

Sorry, I’m probably being dramatic. I just think it’s ironic that the psychiatrist I went to see a few weeks ago told me I wasn’t sick enough to get seen anytime soon by their clinical psychologist but the emergency number they gave me in case things get rough also just puts me on hold 🙃😅

Fire Country 3.05 Promo

"I didn't steal them, I just... forgot to give them back."

Thank u to all the pets out there keeping their owners alive without even knowing it
Ur doin a great job lil buddy

Jared at ACL Fest 10/6/24 (x)

My sister was front row for Chappell Roan and randomly saw Jared Padalecki, thought I’d share this